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13:25 CST :: 4/24/2005

the_peacemaker
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I was really, really bored, so I just decided I'd put together a few haikus on Pump. You know, those 3-line, 17-syllable Japanese poems. Here goes:

On Raw:
"What the hell is this?
Is this some kind of cruel joke?
Well, I'm not laughing!"

On Solitary 2:
Shotguns and sword swings,
Hellish 16th-runs throughout--
An instant classic!

On Get the Party Started:
Execrable song,
Plus it has the steps from hell?!
What the F, AM?!?

On Canon-D:
Gorgeous baroque piece,
BS steps that make no sense.
What a crying shame.

On Bee:
Girls who box with gloves,
Funny, and with awesome drills.
But on Nightmare--yikes!

On FA 3 UF:
An old favorite, with
Fighter jets and violins?!
I could die right now!

And finally, on the PH Board:
"DDR's better!"
"This is locked and you are warned.
Don't do it again."

What do you guys think of these? I'd like to see what else you guys can churn out!


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Some of my performances: Feux D'artifice, by Claude Debussy, La Cathedrale Engloutie, by Debussy, Nocturne in B Major, Op. 62 no. 1, by Frederic Chopin, Ballade no. 1 in G Minor, by Chopin, Amberley Wild Brooks, by John Ireland,Prelude in D Minor, Op. 28 No. 24, by Chopin

Show me a person who describes anything as "overrated", and I'll show you a person who's run out of good ideas.

13:27 CST :: 4/24/2005

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The last one = roofles. :D

13:47 CST :: 4/24/2005

BlueballFragginCrunch
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You know, I think that last one goes over exactly what a moderator does. Summed up the entire job. How easy.

10:16 CST :: 4/25/2005

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If only that was all we did. Turkey works us day and night, I can't get any sleep! :D

Yes, this is a joke. Sometimes. Heh.

15:38 CST :: 4/25/2005

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You know when he gets in one of those moods, where all he can think about is working on the site, he has us all doing crap as well. But not all the time, yeah, Turkey's a lenient dictator.  :p

22:12 CST :: 4/25/2005

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How to be a Dork from the Pumpxtreme boards was the mod with the frenzy with Locking. I am the nice mod...tee he

Let me take a gander at these nice japanese poems...

On turkeyslam:

New Orleans native
Ruling Haven from England
Taco bell com' back

On Pump Haven

Money money please
Stress all from Globats issues
SD saves the day

On a bad machine:

Speak up. I can't hear
pads don't respond to my step
pump machine gone bad

On freestyle:

Kick over the bar
hand stands and spins while dancing
don't fall off the stage


SD EDIT: I fixed em... sorry, i had been a while since Iv done these


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23:42 CST :: 4/25/2005

the_peacemaker
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Um, SD...it's 5-7-5, not 5-8-5...other than that, those are cool too! I especially like the second one.

On Holiday:
Up, down, up, down--OUCH!
I must bring a cane next time,
Or learn that roll trick.


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Some of my performances: Feux D'artifice, by Claude Debussy, La Cathedrale Engloutie, by Debussy, Nocturne in B Major, Op. 62 no. 1, by Frederic Chopin, Ballade no. 1 in G Minor, by Chopin, Amberley Wild Brooks, by John Ireland,Prelude in D Minor, Op. 28 No. 24, by Chopin

Show me a person who describes anything as "overrated", and I'll show you a person who's run out of good ideas.

08:23 CST :: 4/26/2005

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Or for Holiday :

Down, Up, Down, Up, -- SNAP!
Oh shit my back has gone out.
I can't pump again.

11:17 CST :: 4/26/2005

the_peacemaker
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Did you mean Pump the game, or something else? (insert pervo laugh here)

On Can Can:
Crazy hip twists and
Wild jumps--why don't they show this
At the Moulin Rouge?


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Current piano projects: None atm.

Some of my performances: Feux D'artifice, by Claude Debussy, La Cathedrale Engloutie, by Debussy, Nocturne in B Major, Op. 62 no. 1, by Frederic Chopin, Ballade no. 1 in G Minor, by Chopin, Amberley Wild Brooks, by John Ireland,Prelude in D Minor, Op. 28 No. 24, by Chopin

Show me a person who describes anything as "overrated", and I'll show you a person who's run out of good ideas.

21:37 CST :: 4/26/2005

coolestofthecool15
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I guess Ill add.

On Ba Be Loo Be Ra:
Oh, pixeled boobies
How they jiggle in the air
very distracting...


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