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21:50 CST :: 4/24/2005

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well, it seems that i am really good at back rubs n stuff , cause i have only given like 5 ppl back massages and they all told me that i give really good back massages.

so now the store is open for business!  :D

i operate out of Game Klub , and its free! if you see me , jus ask for one n u got it. hopefully if i am really good i can get a job doing massages , cause thats probally gonna pay more than this wal-mart job  :/


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03:02 CST :: 4/25/2005

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Talk about a random thread...

17:45 CST :: 4/25/2005

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And I thought I was random!:D

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21:50 CST :: 4/25/2005

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Hi! I tried Tounge's back rub service and it helped me relax before a game of Pump it up! I have never felt blatter... wait... OH that says better! on the cue card it looks like blatter... Oh sorry... Get your back massage today and see why they call him Tounge.*thumbs up*

Wait... getting a back rub and finding out why they call him tounge? Is it just me or does that sound really nasty? or preverted even? I cant believe I signed up to do this gig. Hey! who wrote this? Hu? I want my manager on the phone now!


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02:31 CST :: 4/26/2005

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I'd still like to know how the hell he came up with that name. A typoed version of "tongue" with a 73 at the end. GIMME ANSWERS!

And what the hell happened to lilfool42000? Remember that one, Tounge? :wink:

04:41 CST :: 4/26/2005

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the reason its a typo'd version of tongue is because on aol someone already had Tongue73 and i wanted it , and tongue is commonly mis-spelled like tounge so i took that.

Edited by Tounge73 on 09:40 CST :: 4/26/2005

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06:33 CST :: 4/26/2005

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That doesn't explain how the hell you came up with that name. What's with the "tongue" to begin with?

09:48 CST :: 4/26/2005

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well , most girls ive talked to online think it means something else " put ur mind in the gutter and you will know " but its really a name cause i have a overbite , so in the spot where my top and bottom row dont touch , my tongue would stick out a lil. and i had a bad lisp when i was in grade school. i still cant say S's perfectly , so i try not to talk using words with alot of S's in them.

and the 73 , well you kinda have to know me and my friend rita and how we joke around, but its jus like a sex position cause we were joking around outside her house one day , and i think it was the day we had a crazy daisy sprinkler toy and she only had a white shirt on , and i told her not to come close to it, cause her shirt would be see-thru , but she came neways so i soaked her with it. then she came after me and we wrestled n stuff and when i got her on the ground i started humping her in this weird position and my other friend nick started chanting " 73, 73 ,73" so thats how i got 73

STARIANDOLPHIN EDIT: Now now Tounge.. we can't be using words like "humping" around hear. It makes you sound really perverted and wierd. I would change that if I were you... It freeks me out too...


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10:01 CST :: 4/26/2005

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Interesting. At least there's an explanation!

11:04 CST :: 4/26/2005

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Yea, tounge's a freak.

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